Dandelions, my favorite weed =]

Dandelions, my favorite weed =]

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What to say to Characters in the park!

  • Many guests who visit with characters merely walk up, get their book signed, take a photo and walk away. The average time a guest spends with a character is less than one minute. They are missing out on some great fun. Characters are always ready to play with the guests and may need a simple prodding to do so.
  • What to say to characters:
  • Ariel:
  • Ask Ariel if you can become a mermaid
  • Army man:
  • Ask Green Army to march with you then pose with a great salute
  • Aurora:
  • Ask Aurora if she likes to takes naps.
  • Ask Aurora what her favorite dress color is
  • Belle:
  • Ask Belle for a book recommendation
  • Tell Belle that Beast is very big and scary
  • Buzz:
  • Tell Buzz he is a toy…a T. O. Y. toy!
  • Ask Buzz if you can push his reset button
  • Ask Buzz to go into Latin mode
  • Ask Buzz what exactly is beyond infinity
  • Captain Hook:
  • Stand behind Captain Hook and go tick tock, tick tock or call him a codfish
  • If he is alone, ask him where Mr. Smee is
  • Ask Chip/Dale:
  • if they are squirrels, gophers or rats
  • which one are you
  • who has the better dance moves
  • a bag of acorns
  • them which one is Alvin and which one is Simon.
  • Ask where Theodore is at.
  • Daisy:
  • Propose marriage to Daisy or ask for a kiss
  • Ask Donald:
  • where Mickey is
  • why he doesn’t have as much stuff in the parks as Mickey
  • why he doesn’t wear pants
  • Tell Donald he is #1 or even better #2
  • he is handsome
  • Tell Donald you like him better than Mickey
  • Tell Donald you like his performance in the Aflac commercials
  • Eeyore: where his tail is
  • Show Eeyore your muscles
  • Tell Eeyore “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there”
  • Flynn Rider:
  • Ask him to see what is in his bag
  • Goofy:
  • Ask Goofy if he’s ever taken Pluto for a walk
  • Lady Tremaine:
  • Ask Lady Tremaine how much hairspray it took to hold her hair up like that
  • Step Mother which daughter is her favorite
  • Mary Poppins:
  • Ask Mary how come your room doesn’t clean itself when you snap your fingers
  • AskMary where Bert is
  • Tell Mary Poppins that you heard only Mary Poppins can say “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” backwards
  • Minnie:
  • Ask Minnie if Mickey has given her a ring yet
  • Compliment Minnie on her outfit
  • Propose marriage to Minnie
  • Mulan:
  • Ask Mulan how to be an honorable child
  • Ask Mulan if she ever appeared in her armor
  • Peter Pan:
  • Tell Pan you are from Texas, the Lone Star state
  • Greet him with a loud “Cock a doodle doo”
  • Piglet
  • Ask him if he would like a sausage biscuit or BLT
  • Pluto:
  • Ask Pluto where Mickey isPluto
  • Give Pluto a dog biscuit
  • Tell Pluto he is a good boy for taking pictures with you and scratch him behind his ear
  • Tell Pluto he should get a never-ending supply of dog bones
  • Tell Pluto you can’t choose which is your favorite dog
  • Pooh:
  • Ask Pooh how come they let him out with only half a shirt
  • Ask Pooh why he doesn’t wear pants
  • Ask Pooh where you can locate some honey because you have a rumbly in your tummy
  • Princesses:
  • Complement Princesses on their dresses
  • Rafiki:
  • Bring a Simba plush. He’ll lift it up like in the movie
  • Snow White:
  • Ask Snow White who her favorite dwarf is
  • Give Snow White an apple
  • Step Sister:
  • Ask one of Cinderella’s Step Sisters to sing
  • Ask the Step Sisters which is the pretty one
  • ask them which one the prince would marry
  • Offer your son to marry one of them
  • Stitch:
  • Ask him what his badness level is
  • Thumper:
  • Tell Thumper to stay out of your flower beds
  • Tiana:
  • Ask Tiana who is minding her restaurant
  • Tigger:
  • Ask Tigger if he is a boy or girl
  • Bounce with Tigger
  • Tell Tigger he should have his own ride
  • Tell Tigger you can bounce higher than him
  • Instead of saying goodbye say TTFN “Ta Ta For Now”
  • VariousAsk:
  • character to show you their muscles
  • Vidia:
  • Ask Vidia to take your daughter, if she is dressed like Tink
  • Woody: Ask Woody if Andy’s name is on the bottom of his boot
  • Tell Woody there is a snake in his boot
  • Ask Woody for a showdown
  • IF you know of any let me know!

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Best picture of her EVER!! and I took it! :)

Best picture of her EVER!!

and I took it! :)

My mini daffodils

My mini daffodils

I wish this statement were true.

I wish this statement were true.

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lord-kitschener: kylegreggy: fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos: critink: [[Skank Flank: The New Tramp Stamp]] A few days ago, @forestine sent me {this article}. It’s another “tattoos are soo trendy” article from a major news source. Like we haven’t heard a thousand people tell us this before. [Tattoo belongs to @grayhorizons.] But here’s the part that really bothered her, and me: … a popular placement for women’s tattoos has moved from the lower back to the rib area. “We call it the ‘skank flank,’” [the tattoo artist we interviewed] said. “Every week or two, I see another girl with another rib piece, and you have to tell them that.” Excuse me? Wanting to get a discrete tattoo that you can easily cover up makes you a skank? Since when are ribs considered a sexual body part? Really, if nothing else this makes the fact that “tramp stamps” are body shaming that much more clear. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term body shaming, it’s a cultural phenomenon that essentially makes everything you do with your body wrong. You’re fat? Lazy and disgusting. You’re skinny? Eat a cheeseburger you look anorexic. You’re fit? You look like a man. And so on. It’s designed to make women (and increasingly men) feel bad about their body, no matter what they do or how they look. Here is how the same douchebags would like us to view tattoos: Lower back tattoos: you’re a tramp Rib tattoos: you’re a skank Wrist tattoos: you’re a dumb skank Arm tattoos: you’re a whore Leg tattoos: you’re a whore Feet tattoos: you’re a whore Shoulder tattoos: you’re a whore Tattoos anywhere: you’re a whore No tattoos: you’re still a whore. There is no bit exaggeration in this. Anyone who would call the girl above a skank for getting a Disney tattoo on her ribs is a fucking idiot. All of this language is used to control women. To make us judge each other’s bodies, feel self-conscious about our own, or dictate what we can or can’t do (with tattoos, weight gain/loss, or anything else.) Really, the best way to nip this in the bud is by calling out anyone who uses the language of “tramp stamps.” The logic is the same in both, and by having conversations with people on why this sort of language hurts women, we can start reclaiming our ability to tattoo whatever parts of our body we want. ^!!!!! I want a tattoo around that area as a guy, what does that make me? Tattoo placement is personal, shaming such is willfully ignorant and idiotic.  Putting a tattoo in a relatively innocuous area that can easily be covered for work attire/forma occasions = Whore …ok I wish I had known this before I had a twelve inch long “skank flank” put on my ribs… luckily I was tattooed at a respectful shop instead of Judgement Alley Tats. The ribs are super painful it should be called “this person just got needle raped for three and a half hours buy this person a cookie tattoo”

lord-kitschener:

kylegreggy:

fuckyeahgirlswithtattoos:

critink:

[[Skank Flank: The New Tramp Stamp]]

A few days ago, @forestine sent me {this article}. It’s another “tattoos are soo trendy” article from a major news source. Like we haven’t heard a thousand people tell us this before. [Tattoo belongs to @grayhorizons.]

But here’s the part that really bothered her, and me:

… a popular placement for women’s tattoos has moved from the lower back to the rib area.

“We call it the ‘skank flank,’” [the tattoo artist we interviewed] said. “Every week or two, I see another girl with another rib piece, and you have to tell them that.”

Excuse me?

Wanting to get a discrete tattoo that you can easily cover up makes you a skank?

Since when are ribs considered a sexual body part?

Really, if nothing else this makes the fact that “tramp stamps” are body shaming that much more clear. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term body shaming, it’s a cultural phenomenon that essentially makes everything you do with your body wrong. You’re fat? Lazy and disgusting. You’re skinny? Eat a cheeseburger you look anorexic. You’re fit? You look like a man. And so on. It’s designed to make women (and increasingly men) feel bad about their body, no matter what they do or how they look.

Here is how the same douchebags would like us to view tattoos:

  • Lower back tattoos: you’re a tramp
  • Rib tattoos: you’re a skank
  • Wrist tattoos: you’re a dumb skank
  • Arm tattoos: you’re a whore
  • Leg tattoos: you’re a whore
  • Feet tattoos: you’re a whore
  • Shoulder tattoos: you’re a whore
  • Tattoos anywhere: you’re a whore
  • No tattoos: you’re still a whore.

There is no bit exaggeration in this. Anyone who would call the girl above a skank for getting a Disney tattoo on her ribs is a fucking idiot.

All of this language is used to control women. To make us judge each other’s bodies, feel self-conscious about our own, or dictate what we can or can’t do (with tattoos, weight gain/loss, or anything else.)

Really, the best way to nip this in the bud is by calling out anyone who uses the language of “tramp stamps.” The logic is the same in both, and by having conversations with people on why this sort of language hurts women, we can start reclaiming our ability to tattoo whatever parts of our body we want.

^!!!!!

I want a tattoo around that area as a guy, what does that make me? Tattoo placement is personal, shaming such is willfully ignorant and idiotic. 

Putting a tattoo in a relatively innocuous area that can easily be covered for work attire/forma occasions = Whore

…ok

I wish I had known this before I had a twelve inch long “skank flank” put on my ribs… luckily I was tattooed at a respectful shop instead of Judgement Alley Tats. The ribs are super painful it should be called “this person just got needle raped for three and a half hours buy this person a cookie tattoo”

(via bryannnne)

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lol

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http://mariaisanerd.tumblr.com/post/42667424531/hazza-the-hipster-i-made-a-valentines-day-card

Fang hides from the light :)

Fang hides from the light :)

freemindfreebody: wifelife: The more outwardly weird, the less inwardly insane. ^ This! This describes my life.

freemindfreebody:

wifelife:

The more outwardly weird, the less inwardly insane.


^ This!

This describes my life.

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